Creepy dolls and nonsense.

I'm busy.

I am intensely busy, and I can't decide if I love it or not. I'm too busy to think about it.

And so, to escape from the laborious task of not thinking about how busy I am in my free-ish time, I post this disturbing piece of Athens county culture for the enjoyment of strangers and friends alike.

Welcome to Athen's County Kroger. Tacked so lovingly on the ceiling: stuffed dolls portraying the K-Roger's workers. Observe their spirited OU garb...observe their bright, yarn-bedecked faces...observe how freaking creepy they are!

Kroger may have fresher spinach, it may have Reduced-Fat Skippy Creamy Peanut Butter, it may treat its workers with a modicum of respect, but is it worth the nightmares?

I bet they're voodoo dolls. Next time I'm in Kroger, maybe I'll chuck forked objects at the dolls and see if any of the employees suddenly fall to the floor.

I type nonsense in lieu of having a social life. Maybe I'll steal one of those dolls to cuddle with at night.